Phyrfight Intel

Former Saturday Night Live Comedian

Those violent Minnesotans! When they get angry, look out – they might even raise their voices.

Alan Colmes posted an article about someone attacking Al Franken’s house (when they weren’t home) Sounds alarming, right? Then you find out, “Police told CNN the hole could have come from a small rock or a BB gun.”

Franken spokesman Marc Kimball said that “nothing like this” has ever happened to the senator’s residence.

This just in: “In related news, Franken’s oak tree was TPed. Police are looking for a suspect, white, 4’6″, possibly armed with silly string.”

I’ll bet it’s those damned Lutheran Extremist Terrorists! I’ll bet they sprinkled his shrubs as well. It could have been worse: it could have been the Baptists, and they would have dunked his cat.

See? It’s not just the Muslims that commit terrorist acts. There are extremists in every religion. We know it couldn’t have been an atheist, because they’re too reasonable. Dangerous evangelicals! Do we really know what they’re talking about at those Potluck dinners? Probably planning subversive attacks over the hotdish.

10 bucks says there’s an envelope on Franken’s doorstep within the month, with money and a note apologizing for getting so upset, gosh darn it. It’s just the way Minnesota rolls, dawg.

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